🐾 Luna’s Corner Tales from the Dog Who Started It All Vol. 1 – “My Job Is More Important Than Yours” Written by: Luna the Pit Bull (with a little help from my human)
Hi, I'm Luna.
CEO of Cuddles. Manager of Mug Approvals. Professional Snack Negotiator.
You might think my human runs Fashionable Sips, but let’s be honest — I’m the reason we’re here. And I’ve got stories to tell. Welcome to my monthly column, where I give you the real behind-the-scenes scoop on life, love, and blocky-headed business.
Let me tell you about a typical day in my very busy, very important dog life.
🛏️ 5:47 AM – Morning Shift Begins
I rise early because greatness doesn’t sleep in. I gently wake my human by sitting on her chest. She calls it “too much.” I call it “quality assurance.” If she can’t handle 70 pounds of love before sunrise, how will she handle customer service?
After a quick backyard patrol (I chased a squirrel. It screamed. I won.), I prepare her for the day with cuddles, wiggles, and occasional zoomies across the hallway rug. We don’t stretch. We sprint.
☕ 6:15 AM – Mug Check
Coffee is brewed. The mug is selected. This is a crucial decision — it sets the tone for everything.
Today she picked the “Dog Hair, Don’t Care” mug. I approve. It’s true. My hair is everywhere. It’s part of the brand now. Honestly, I should be listed as an ingredient in every order.
Pro tip from me: If your human isn’t using a mug that says something about you, you need to knock something off the table until they understand.
🧑💻 7:00 AM – Product Development Supervision
While my human works, I nap nearby with one eye open — just in case she makes a design that doesn’t include a Pit Bull. That’s when I dramatically sigh and groan like I’m watching her make terrible life choices.
We’re currently developing a "Fueled by Coffee & Dog Kisses" tumbler. Guess who inspired it? (Me. Obviously. You’re welcome.)
🍳 8:30 AM – Breakfast Politics
My breakfast has arrived. I stare at it for 45 seconds so she knows I’m considering my options. Then I eat with dramatic crunching noises. She likes that. It gives her time to take aesthetically pleasing photos for Instagram while whispering things like “this is your good side.”
I’m always on my good side.
📸 9:00 AM – Photo Shoot Chaos
Today, we took new product photos. I wore a bandana. I didn’t love it. I tolerated it because I am a professional.
She told me to “sit still.”
I rolled over dramatically.
She said “smile.”
I licked the camera.
And somehow… it worked.
🧡 Final Thoughts from Your Favorite Pit Bull
Look, I might just be a dog to some people. But to my human, I’m the inspiration, the mascot, the reason she gets up every day and creates something meaningful.
And to those of you who’ve supported our shop — who wear your Pit Bull pride, who share your stories, who tag us in pics of your pups — thank you. You’re not just customers. You’re part of my extended pack.
I’ll see you next month with more stories, mischief, and mug-worthy moments.
Now if you’ll excuse me…
There’s a sunbeam calling my name.
🐾 With love and licks,
Luna
Chief Cuddle Officer, Fashionable Sips
👀 Coming in Next Month’s “Luna’s Corner”:
“My Human Bought Me a Halloween Costume… Here’s How I Got Revenge”
Spoiler: It involved glitter. Lots of it.
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A matching email version of this post?
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A branded graphic header for “Luna’s Corner” for your blog or social media?
Let’s make Luna a star — she’s earned it.
